Indians and Hypocrisy

The easiest topic to write on; not really, but I am trying to draw from my years of life experience to make it interesting.

Areas where hypocrisy is commonly observed:

  1.       Family:

         Hard work is the key to success; the greatest advice one procrastinator can give another. Example: our parents, I bet all of us have at least one parent who comes home at 5 pm, imparts life advice from 5 to 5:30 pm and then turns into a potato (see what I did there ;) ).

·          You should be ashamed; what people say when they have nothing else to say. We have all been chided by our grandparents especially before a session of them telling us why and how they were better students. Well guess what you guys didn’t really have a lot to chew on because GRAVITY was “out there” when u were studying. (if at this point any of you nonexistent readers feel compelled to correct me and tell that gravity was discovered way before our grandpys. went to school, DON’T, because I come from a mutant family and we have a lifespan of 500 years and love semicolons)

  2.       ARTS: I never thought that I would become such a successful actor/ musician/dancer/ writer……. (Even when I stalked the producer, gave thousands of auditions, started going to music and dance classes when I was three years old, dreamt of wining the Oscar/ Grammy/ Nobel etc)        A typical acceptance speech at the Lokandhwala Complex Annual Staff Function (entry by passes only ;)).

  3.       Successful People’s Air: I have always loved my job; it’s my passion that fuels me. (Fun Fact: I am on antidepressants, sleeping pills and still want to cut myself.) Typically these are engineers, doctors, lawyers, businessmen, teachers blah, blah, blah.

  4.      Sad Tweeters: the most irritating kind. OMG dead children make you sad, you condemn terrorist attacks, wow you must be the nicest person on earth. Don’t post sad faces, CONTRIBUTE in the smallest way, do that. Send in donations, say something that at least mildly comforts people because guess what, everybody is sad but the dead people, are a lot sadder.

  5.       Sad People (who are happy being sad people): My loneliness inspires my art. The pain is what makes me rich after all! Relationships tie you down (not literally), make you week and ordinary.( I am the guy/gal who is on every dating site, and some day someone will come and make me happy :’( )

NOW A PIECHART TO TOP OF THE NOT SO GOOD POST (why can’t we make arrows!). 

          Fig: based on extensive studies by me & BBC

TOODLES!