Monday, 15 December 2014

Complaining helps, I swear………..


When your father says that you are the best thing that happened to him on your birthday, it turns out to be one of your most cherished memories of your life. But when he says that and means the exact opposite (i.e. I wish you weren't born) then you make stupid decisions like sharing details of your personal life with the other six billion Homo sapiens that inhabit the earth. But then a girl has got to do what she has got to do. And so here goes.

Sometimes I wish the whole Tomorrow People thing was true (If you don’t get the reference check out their wiki page). That I could teleport out of the crappy place I am stuck in, that the reason I don’t belong is because I am a Homo Superior (you should really check out the ref). Yet truth be told I have lived all my life feeling like a Homo inferior. But my mother tells me that I am in no position to complain. Especially when my cousin spent a good half of his life in a hospital getting his anal tract surgically constructed. That is a tough time; this isn't. Ironically I am not particularly blessed either. So I can neither complain nor be thankful. I am stuck smack in the middle where all you can do is suffer through but all you want to do is yell at the top of your lungs.

And so here I am, yelling at the top of my lungs in the cyber space. I really do hope you listen in and yell back.

p.s. if you want to leave comments like be thankful for all that you do have; don’t, because if you have read through this whole post it means that your blessed life doesn't leave you with much to do except read others' complaints. So stop faking, find an alias and complain, it really helps. I am smiling right now, I could have made a smiley face instead but I hate backspacing.

PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS EVEN IF IT IS THE AFOREMENTIONED ONE, DEATH THREATS, OR YOU MAKE NO SENSE IDIOT KIND.


Toodles.

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